What's up, chicken butt?

Studio200, Alameda, CA, 2010

Hahahahaha.

I know what you're all thinking. You're thinking of quoting Fight Club. Get over it--everyone else already has. 8P

This used to be in my portfolio, because I loved it for its happy-whimsy-idiocy.

But then people started getting ideas and asking me to do things like this. People who don't have buddy privileges. 

Don't ask me to do something like this.